Lapin Idiot! Trix sont pour les enfants!

Tune in, Turn on, Drop out.

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Always remember your kid’s name. Always remember where you put your kid. Don’t let your kid drive until their feet can reach the pedals. Use the right size diapers…for yourself. And, when in doubt, make funny faces. [The Daily Beast, 2009]

I don’t care if it’s a girl or a boy, I want it to marry Alice Richmond, Tina (Fey)’s daughter. We’d make a lovely mother and mother-in-law of the bride. [USA Today, 2008]

[Answering if her son is funny because of his comedian parents] Actually, he has the personality of a French New Wave film. He’s really serious, very abstract. [BUST, 2010]

The Annotated Wisdom of Amy Poehler | Splitsider

On parenthood. :)

(via goodbyeolepaint)

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I think the next thing is moon wives. Like having a wife here on earth and then a wife on the moon. And everybody’s cool with it. They’re like, “You’re my Earth wife, but my moon wife and I are also in love.
Amy Poehler (via barnardstokesheresy)